OHM Experience

Great experiences stay with you, whether it's a vacation in a beautiful place, an amazing concert, or a meal with close friends.

The best marketing and advertising content stays with you, too.

It does more than deliver 15 or 30 seconds worth of information. It finds a way into a corner of your head. It lingers in your heart and affects you long after you see or hear it. It leaves you with an intended feeling about the brand. And when you add an element of surprise to that mix, you’ve really got something memorable.

That’s what we can create for you: an on hold experience that makes a unique impression on your valuable callers, while informing and providing clear calls to action.

And since most callers don’t expect much from their time on hold, they’re bound to enjoy your creative, caller-focused content even more.

There are plenty of companies that crank out basic On Hold Messaging. But, do you like the idea of turning a "nothing" moment into a memorable branding opportunity? Would you rather provide an experience that your current and potential customers will remember?

What is that worth to you and your brand?

Humor On Hold

Mark Twain said that “Humor is mankind’s blessing.” I couldn’t agree more. Show me the person who wants less humor in his life, who’d rather enjoy fewer sincere laughs, and I’ll show you a corpse.

People actively look for ways to laugh, whether it’s by watching a goofy movie, going to a comedy club, or hanging around the funny lady at a party. So, think how delighted they are when they stumble into laughs they’re not expecting.

The “Danger” of Humor

We know of an On Hold Marketing provider that discourages “all-out humor” because it may not be funny to every caller.

But isn’t it worth taking a chance on strengthening bonds with customers who like the way you think and present your brand, rather than risk making no memorable impression on anyone?

We think it is. Might Humor On Hold™ alienate a few callers? It’s possible. But it’s more likely that people will appreciate your fun approach to marketing, that they’ll identify with your brand more intensely, and that, maybe, they’ll tell others about the great experience they had calling your company.

Here are a few of the things that people have written about our Humor On Hold™.

"I absolutely loved the humorous material that plays when a person is on hold. Absolutely brilliant! Some of it cracked me up. Couldn't stop listening!" - Blake Bishop / Bryant Better Hearing

“Superbly written copy and extremely dry humor that was a perfect match for what could've been a dull subject. I laughed out loud at points, and when a caller starts with that reaction, it's a great way to start a conversation.” - Jim Hausfeld / OHMA's MARCE Awards Judge

"You know, we get people who ask us to put them back on hold." - Eric Smith / Binkelman Corporation

We can put the positive power of Humor On Hold™ to work for your brand, encouraging good feelings, easing caller stress, and creating memorable experiences for your customers.

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Short Hold Times

Half of all your callers are never put on hold? Excellent! Your customers are getting where they want to go quickly.

And let's say that the next 30% of your callers are only on hold for five seconds. Also very good.

The last 20% of your callers wait at least two minutes each while being transferred or after being put on hold.

That means that your average hold time, conservatively, is 25 seconds.

You may think that's not long enough to justify using On Hold Marketing (even though we can provide callers with a lot of good info in 25 seconds), but remember: that average hold time doesn't emphasize the callers who hold longer.

So, the question is "would you throw away the chance to inform, up-sell, cross-sell, and reinforce your brand's value to a full 20% of your callers?"

That would be a valuable opportunity lost.

Even if you only allow long hold times occasionally, you don't ever want to alienate valuable customers by keeping them in cold silence.

If nothing else, thoughtful On Hold Marketing content lets callers know that you pay attention to details, and that you care about their experience - no matter how long they're on hold.

(See how much time your callers are on hold each year with our Hold Time Calculator.)

Common Technical Questions About On Hold Marketing

"Will your equipment work with my phone system?"

"Can you coordinate the installation of our system?"

"Could you send our On Hold Marketing production as a 16-bit, 8-kHz ulaw wav file?"

"I.T. won't allow anyone to access our network. Do you have other remote-load options?

"Can you spot check to verify that our I.T. team is loading the audio file on time?"

Those are a few of the questions we hear often from people who are evaluating our On Hold Marketing and call center Recording services.

Our Answers Are Nearly Always Good News

"We've worked with almost every type of phone system out there," said BusinessVoice Senior Account Manager Brian Burk. "We have decades of experience with matching On Hold Marketing systems to telephone systems. And we're always happy to work directly with phone vendors to find the best possible solution for a client."

We developed our Telephone Compatibility Guide in the early 1990s, and have updated it ever since. We've also built a network of trusted telephone and digital equipment professionals that we can rely on for insight.

"We are very focused on the needs of marketers," said BusinessVoice Director Steve Evert. "So, in order to meet each client's marketing goals, we work closely with their phone vendors and I.T. staff members to make sure the content keeps flowing to callers on hold."

Have a question about On Hold Marketing, Call Center Recordings or any of our other services and how they can work in your telephone environment? Call +1 800.473.9005 or This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. We'll be glad to help.


Cell phone and VoIP technology are amazing, no doubt. But they do have at least one obvious limitation: they don't provide users with high-quality audio.

That leads to a question we hear every now and then: “Why does my On Hold Marketing sound bad?”

Chris Zaharias is an audio expert who's been the Chief Recording Engineer for BusinessVoice since 2012. He studied at the Recording Institute of Detroit, and has served as a private studio and recording consultant, and as a Pro-Audio Product Specialist for Avid Technologies. 

“The age and quality of the cell phone, the frequency response of the phone, the distance the user is from the nearest tower - they can all affect the quality of a phone's sound,” said Zaharias.

“The cellular network also plays a role. It may restrict audio quality or limit frequency response to save bandwidth, or it may not support current audio codecs. Heavy traffic can affect the quality of the sound, too.” 

And most VoIP systems don't help the situation either.

“VoIP systems are typically optimized for the human voice, not for music,” said Zaharias. “And they often require low-resolution files for On Hold Marketing or Music On Hold applications. That factor alone will contribute to lower-quality audio for callers.” 

Our Solutions

Despite all the network and hardware limitations that are beyond our control, we still take steps to maximize the quality of our On Hold Marketing audio. 

“We limit the frequency response and dynamic range of the voice and music,” said Zaharias. “We also choose music that will translate well on the phone.”

When researching a VoIP telephone system, ask about its ability to deliver higher-quality audio. Then, once installed, is the hardware and/or software configured properly? And are you receiving the right type of audio files for your VoIP system?

Remember, audio quality is only as good as the weakest link in the chain, whether the signal is wired or wireless, a landline or cell phone, and may be different for every caller.

Our team can make recommendations, so please contact us before you invest in a VoIP system. 

VoIP Problem

If you work in marketing, you likely have marketing-centric goals and priorities.

And it's just as likely that your company's I.T. staff doesn't share those goals and priorities.

That can present a problem if you value the timeliness and flexibility of On Hold Marketing, but have a VoIP telephone system.

Here's an email we received from a client. (She's a Marketing Specialist at her company's corporate office.)

I spoke with [our I.T. Manager] briefly in the hallway:
He has not yet uploaded the previous on hold messaging update.
With that in mind, I feel like we need to hold off on [content] updates for a bit.

That company has more than 25 locations. They take several hundred phone calls each hour about their products and services. They use their On Hold Marketing to deliver season-specific messages to potential buyers.

But because I.T.'s schedule and/or priorities didn't align with Marketing's, the company may miss opportunities to share valuable information with its callers.

If you're considering a VoIP telephone system, please let us know. We don't sell VoIP systems, but we can make recommendations that will allow you to take full advantage of both VoIP technology and your On Hold Marketing. We can also work with your I.T. staff to make uploading your On Hold Marketing updates on time as easy and convenient as possible.

Talk with your BusinessVoice Account Manager or contact Steve Evert at +1 800.473.9005 or This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

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