Salvator Mundi

On November 15, 2017, Christie's Auction House helped write another chapter in the ongoing story of a painting known as Salvator Mundi, or “Savior of the World.” The oil-on-walnut depiction of Christ was painted by Leonardo da Vinci. It's one of fewer than twenty Leonardo works known to exist.

The winning bid: $400 million, plus more than $50 million in fees, making it, by far, the most expensive painting ever sold at auction.

Salvator Mundi (shown above) was created during the early 1500s. It was owned by several English kings.

Then, in 1900, the painting was purchased by a British collector, whose descendants sold the piece in 1958 after it was damaged by restoration attempts. The sale price: about 60 bucks American.

Sold again in 2005, the image had been so heavily painted over that the work was thought to be merely a copy of a Leonardo. But, after more than six years of research and its inclusion in a 2011 National Gallery exhibition, the painting was accepted as authentic.

It's an amazing story that begins at the hands of history's predominant creative genius, and includes royalty, a good amount of mystery, dismissal, and a re-emergence of the work. It's that provenance and the 500-year adventure the painting's been on that justifies - or at least explains - the world-wide interest and the record-smashing auction price.

People love a great story. And they're often willing to pay more for the privilege of being associated with it.

So, what's your story? We can help you tell it, just as we help Christie's. We provide Caller Experience Marketing services to their New York City, Los Angeles and London offices.  

Shorter On Hold Marketing Content

In early August 2017, FOX announced it would begin experimenting with six-second TV spots. 

As shocking as that news seemed, we have seen this coming.

Decades ago, radio and TV commercials were routinely 60 seconds long, but they gave way to :30s and :15s.

Then came quick-cut editing, five-second pre-roll videos, six-second Vines, and 144-character Tweets.

Spurred by a seemingly endless number of channels and more ways than ever to access them, the American attention span has been retreating for years.

So, in July of 2014, we started adapting.

We began tightening our On Hold Marketing copy, limiting ourselves to just 45 words per message.

We knew that, in this increasingly impatient world, we had to get to the point. And quickly.

Maintaining a 45-word standard forces us to pack more value into each message. There’s no room for fluff. And since we shortened the amount of music in between each message, we can now share more information and calls-to-action with each caller.

Because we’ve increased the total number of messages we write for every production we’re actually writing more copy these days. Our work just feels lighter and quicker now, and it’s more impactful.

We’re staying flexible, though. We allow ourselves the option to stretch out word-wise whenever a creative concept calls for it.

On Hold Marketing is what we do, so we’re always thinking of how to make it better for you and your audience. Ready to talk?

Bad Caller Experience

If you have something to say about the overall customer experience your company provides or, more specifically, the caller experience, take a look at the video in the bottom right corner.

See if you can sit through all three minutes and not feel frustrated.

Are you able to listen and not hear the wasted opportunity?

The video features in-queue messaging that bluntly interrupts the music and consists of the same four sentences repeated every 30 seconds:

“Thanks for waiting. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold for the next available customer care specialist. We appreciate your patience and understanding.”

I was in queue with the company for about ten minutes, so I heard that message 20 times.

Anyone on hold or in queue knows what’s happening. They don’t need to be reminded that they’re “waiting” and that they should “continue to hold” even once, let alone 20 times.

“Your call is important to us” has long been the set-up to a very tired joke. The punchline: “If my call’s so important to you, pick up the damn phone!”

And when you tell your callers that you “appreciate their patience and understanding,” you’re basically apologizing - in this case, over and over again.

This lazy approach provides NOTHING to callers in exchange for their time. No good information. No valuable insight. No offers. No reason to engage further with the brand. No incentive to stay on the line. And the repetition of the message only accentuates the caller’s perceived wait.

Are you inflicting this type of needless pain on your valuable callers?

If so, it might be leading to increased caller abandonment, lost business, even brand damage. And it can be especially harmful if you have long average hold or queue times.

Don’t lose customers and revenue to a problem that’s so easily fixed. Let’s talk soon about improving your caller experience.

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Radio Commercial Production

I worked in radio for about a dozen years. During that time I was often frustrated by how little care went into creating commercials.

The discovery process (if there was one at all), the writing, voiceover and production were consistently rushed in order to “just get it done.” One take was good enough. The first mix was fine.

That assembly line mentality left little room for creative thought. And the attitude was maddening because it almost always resulted in an inferior product for the client and the audience.

I still hear that lack of effort in local radio spots today.

The main reason: radio stations are not in the business of creating memorable commercials; they exist to sell air time. And since radio’s ownership regulations were relaxed in 1996, the creative void has only deepened.

So what do you do if you want to make lasting impressions on radio listeners?

Start by talking with us or another agency whose creative and strategic ideas you like.

Our process includes at least one deep conversation about your short and long-term needs, how radio can address those needs, where you should place your spots, the creative direction of your radio campaign and how it will reinforce or complement your brand. Then, we carefully craft your copy and the audio elements that make up your radio commercials - all with the goal of helping people remember and react to your message.

Here are a few of the responses our clients have had to our radio creative and production:

“I love you! You have been amazing to me. This is spot on. No pun intended. Thank you for your professionalism and your patience with my radio spot!” - Joanna Hunter / Kingston

“It sounds awesome! Well done, as usual.” - Chris Mitsos / Mountain View Tire

“I think the commercials are brilliant.” - Nick Heath / Revere

“I got the scripts and rough cut of our new commercials yesterday and they sound great.” - James Cook / Ray’s Trash Service

Take a listen to a few of the radio commercials we’ve created in the video players below. And This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or call me at +1 419.724.7330 to talk about your radio spots.

On Hold Stories

I admit it: whenever I hear a certain On Hold Marketing production, I get a little choked up.

It's the work we produced for Notre Dame Academy, an all-girls school in our hometown of Toledo, Ohio.

The production features segments from real interviews conducted with six bright, articulate students. Their words are inspiring; full of hope, emotion and gratitude. They paint a wonderful audible portrait of what life is like at the school.

And I'm drawn into what they have to say every time I hear the piece.

In a sense, those young women are Notre Dame's customers. And the short stories they tell are testimonials about what NDA sells.

Does your company have passionate supporters? People who are truly thankful for what you do? People whose lives you've affected for the better?

If so, ask them to tell their story about why they value what you do so much.

We can help. We'll call your customer to ask them a few questions. They can record their answers on a smart phone and then send us the audio file. Or they can just leave their comments in one of our voicemail boxes.

Satisfied customers who eagerly speak for you are just about the best advertising you can get. And when their enthusiasm shines through, you can end up with some truly engaging stories.

By the way, our production for Notre Dame Academy won the Best Branding and Best of Show honors at the 2017 MARCE Awards, an annual competition that acknowledges the world's best On Hold Marketing. You can listen to it here

Still Not Using On Hold Marketing

One of the most overlooked marketing opportunities is the chance to connect with callers on hold.

If yours is a typical company, your staff will place 70% of your callers on hold at some point in their phone conversation.

Think of all the money and effort your company spends encouraging customers and prospects to call. Now, think of the people who finally do call being put on hold for 20 seconds...30 seconds...60 seconds or longer, listening to nothing but the sound of their own breathing.

Sweating yet?

To any busy person, a minute or more of silent, unproductive hold time can feel like an eternity. And while the need to put callers on hold is often unavoidable, wasting your callers' time is preventable.

On Hold Marketing is an extremely versatile and cost-effective tool that allows you to achieve many marketing goals, from increasing revenue and strengthening your brand image, to improving top-of-mind awareness and customer service.

Do your employees field a lot of the same questions from callers? We can provide the answers in your On Hold Marketing.

Are callers hanging up because of your long hold times? We'll keep them on the line longer with information they can really use - from tips on how to get the most from your products to the latest industry news.

We can even entertain your customers with Humor On Hold™ and on hold contests, or inform them with daily news updates from the BusinessVoice News Network.

And, of course, On Hold Marketing is a very powerful tool for cross-selling and up-selling your products and services.

The applications for On Hold Marketing are virtually unlimited, and for all that it does for your company 24 hours a day, it's remarkably inexpensive.

When you invest in a great caller experience, your customers will perceive their hold times to be much shorter, and they'll willingly hold longer.