#1: Are you tired of just masking odors? #2: Yes I am! I am not happy with the odor masking. Not happy at all. #1: Then it's time to eliminate odors. #2: I have been saying that for years. #1: Clorox Disinfecting Spray kills and prevents molds and mildew... #2: Which I am all for. #1: And Clorox Disinfecting Wipes clean while killing the most common germs. #2: They're killing machines. They're like the sharks of the cleaning world. #1: And they're both available through the Kellermeyer Company. #2: Wow, what a stroke of luck. This is super. Just really super. #1: Okay, take it down a notch. #2: Alright, takin' it down. #1: For more details on Clorox Disinfecting Spray and Wipes, stay on the line for your Kellermeyer rep.
Announcer: My name's Matt. And yeah, I am a mat. I lie in front of a door. It's not a bad job, but I guess I always thought I'd amount to more, ya' know? That I'd be special. When I was first extruded I always dreamed of growing up to be an Anderson Waterhog. Now there's an entrance mat… with the rubber-reinforced face nubs and the water-dam border that traps dirt and water. It's even got a unique waffle design that lets you scrape your shoes without crushing the mat, like my dreams have been crushed. But, being a plain old matt is okay too. (Choking up) If you'll excuse me. I must have something in my eye. Tag: Don't settle for just any mat. Ask your Kellermeyer rep about the Anderson Waterhog and the beautiful Anderson Waterhog Premier line.
#1: Boy, that's some dirty concrete ya' got there. #2: You're tellin' me. #1: Yep, that's downright filthy. #2: Yes. I, I know. #1: Mighty foul. #2: (angrier) Uh-huh. #1: Putrid really. #2: (fed up) Okay, I got it, but what can I do about it? #1: Call the Kellermeyer Company. #2: Why Kellermeyer? #1: They've got a concrete cleaner you attach to your pressure washer. #2: Really? #1: Spits out two gallons a minute at 1,000 P.S.I. #2: Wow. #1: Use it to clean your sidewalks, your driveways, your grout, your parking lot... #2: Gee, you really know a lot about this concrete cleaner. You must own one. #1: How ya' think I got such a pretty smile? (SFX: Triangle hit) Got dirty concrete? Then stay on the line for your Kellermeyer rep, ya' hear?
Announcer: Hello. I'm your mop. Ya' know, over the years I've put my head on some pretty dirty floors for you, so I was thinking you might toss me a bone one time. See, the Kellermeyer Company carries a product called Cling. It's made by the Biokem people. Cling is a water-based dust mop treatment that sprays onto my fibers and makes me feel good all over. It dries quickly, it won't leave floors slippery, and it smells good. And, to be honest, smelling good is kinda’ important to my self-esteem. So do me a favor - ask the nice Kellermeyer person about Cling dust mop treatment. Your mop thanks you.
#1: Tired of those nasty spots, greasy stains and ground-in dirt? #2: I sure am. #1: Then try changing that shirt. #2: Ouch! #1: The rest of you should check out the Host Dry Extraction Carpet Cleaning System. #2: Hey, I've heard of that! #1: Have you? #2: Uhhh...no, not really. #1: The Host system lets you deep clean your carpets anytime and leaves them ready for traffic immediately! #2: No more wet carpeting? #1: Nope. After cleaning with the Host system your carpet is ready to walk on. #2: Hey, that's convenient. #1: The Host system is simple to use, efficient and very effective. It even helps reduce maintenance costs. #2: I think I'm in love. #1: Down boy. Ask your Kellermeyer rep for more details on the Host Dry Extraction Carpet Cleaning System.
